breadmaakesyoufat:

me: i cant move, a cute animal is asleep on me

person: push it off

me: [enraged and offended] 

(via d-iamond-intherough)

dramagoblin:

If your apology involves degrading yourself, calling yourself shit or insulting yourself, its not an apology, try again.

unicornempire:
“I’m so glad that this person was willing to take a picture before literally taking the spraying water out of their house. Bless you.
”
mind-if-i-scream:
“If you’re having a bad day, please enjoy these pictures of my cat dressed as a hotdog.
”mind-if-i-scream:
“If you’re having a bad day, please enjoy these pictures of my cat dressed as a hotdog.
”

cursedcatimages:

image

no one ever helps me in this damn house